Dad! I need water. WATER! I will throw a fit in about 10 seconds and wake up the sleeping baby!
Leroy! Come here boy! (Give dog MY glass of water) Problem Solved.
So after I fixed that problem I realized I had a different problem. I was dehydrated and had nothing to drink and I was stuck with a sleeping baby on my lap.
Like I said. This is my life. I give everything I have to all my boys. Unconditional love. Parenthood.